The Blody Rich, Humble poor, and Half FUCKs

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The Bloody rich, Humble Poors, and Half Fucks

As u can tell, i'm only against he half fucks, Hence the ommission of all negative remarks towards the first 2 type of singaporeans. AND by the way, all comments are based on VaL Chng's limited 20 (and counting) yrs of biased, narrow minded knowledge, prejudiced perception of supid people , in summation with experiences met via unfortunate incidents in this very warped world. Cheerios.. READ ON...

Lets Just start with the Bloody Rich.

as it goes, they're BLAR-DEE rich, that they cant really be bothered much with nitty gritty details. These people are educated, have a sense of humor, AND best of all, know their matters.

TRAITS:

• They mostly keep their car keys IN their pockets and not ON the dining table
• Tips are left in Notes, and with the reciept book CLOSED.
• They dish compliments with an aura of class and manerism.
• They dress in casual slacks.
• Formal wear are Strictly for business.
• Non flashy cufflinks, nor montblanc pen coming out of their breast pocket
• Get their wife or secretary to buy stuff for them, since $$ is not much of an issue
• Dine where ever there's nice food, be it Foie Gras, Char Kueh Tiao, or Rotiprata.
• Have time to Rest and Relax.
• No need for a credit card.

Moving on to the Humbly Poor,

They're people who KNOW they are not that well off, but have enough to make ends meet. face the fact, how many truly poor ppl are there in sg? where they cant even afford to buy toilet paper? I may say i'm poor, but no, i CAN afford toilet paper.

TRAITS:

• They are polite for a start
• Aware of their financial standing
• BOTHER to give tips, be it coins, or whatever they can afford.
• Do not make purchases that are way out of their budget
• Pay their credit card bills on time if they DO have a credit card
• They say please and mean it, Thank you and sound sincere
• Use a "parker" pen (ok, i'm stereotyping) and keep it in their briefcase
• Drive a toyota and remember where their car is and NOT use the alarm
• Make "la kopi-ing" at the nearby Kopitiam seem like a cool place to hang out
• Bother to offer others a lift when driving around
• Let you know that pricing is expensive, admit that they do not have much $.
• Dress in their best Giordano top, Hang ten bottom look plesant

LASTLY, here comes the half fucks.

They're neither here, nor there, trying too hard to blend in, not making the cut, and worst of all, allowing everyone else to know they belong to the Half Fuck category. CONGRATS losers!

TRAITS:

• They leave their Toyota car key with BMW keychain on the dining table
• Leave tips in notes esp when they've got a dining partner.
• When not willing to tip, they claim the service is bad.
• Make a big HooHaH out of nothing
• Threatens to complain, be it to IDA, MOM, MP or even Devan Nair. (wait, do they even know he passed away?? God rest his soul)
• Dine at seemingly posh places, Claiming food is good (due to pricing), tho the chap chai peng auntie's apprentice's new found kah kia can cook better!
• Articulate words like my "appartment" (meaning the 5room flat his/her parents own), my "secretary" (the admin staff in his office), my "party" (the bottle of chivas he opened at dbl0), my "Holiday" (the weekend trip to eat seafood in msia), my "Spree" ($80 spending at Forever 21, with 30% discount, and loyalty rewards card, 10% shopping voucher, in addition to the 5% discount the manager gives after being a FAMILIAR customer aka. complain queen) many more..
• Aspire to buy Gucci, Prada, and whatever that Hilton lady and her best friend is wearing.
• Fashion statment means spotting that latest "Look" that was featured on FEMALE mag. WHICH was obviously meant for models. OR the winter season.
• Ensure that the 5th C of a diamond is NOT known to others, . i.e. Cut, Clarity, Carat, Color and the 5th being COST SAVING. bloody cheapos.
• A Bargain hunter wanting to look posh.
• Insists on a cocktail even on ladies night. Cummon, Vodka's free flow u noe!
• Insisting paris is Romance city, without even knowing if people DO kiss on the streets, and being HIGHLY conned by korean drama.
• Giving the "i own the world look" while seating in the car, trying to make a modified Subaru run like Ferarri, Nissan March look like Volkswagen beetle, and tinking their Toyota camry is a BMW equivalent.
• NEVER remembering where their car is, needing to sound that sickening alarm for as long as it takes to make everyone turn n stare. HeY! it's called ATTENTION
• Dreaming of dubai, not batting an eyelid to redang. My question to u "frequent Travellers" is that... , where's DUBAI!? ................... (go google it)!!!! it's in UAE. What does it stand for?? United Arab Emirates. hah! guessed as much. STUPID in caps.
• Buy make up and Not skin care ... (ok, i'm digressing)...

MY POINT IS

Dont make me dispise u furthur. go take ur high class dream, put it under your pillow, pray that Zhou Gong will grant ur wish, when he lose that round of chess to you. HELLO!!! wake up ur idea!!

haha.. enough of my random posting. Just some thoughts tt id wana take down, incase i never make it into the Bloody rich category, and happen to uncontrollably slip into the H-F circle.

Enrollment tmr.. DANCE class too! hah.. wonder how it'll turn out =( somebody CONTROL me and tell me NOT to buy dance apparel!!!!!! No idea why... but somehow i'm really lookin 4ward to tis weekend.. a weekend of seemingly promised fun, enjoyment, and company. A weekend of making up, making out and making sure. Let me NOT regret forsaking my $80 worth of OT pay.. =( I know i wont lar!! hahahaa..

Nitez... i Swear prisc's gona b late tmr. mark my words... she said to meet at 11 at clementi. i'd post tmr, letting THE WORLD know wat time she's gona reach. hahA..